do-oley:

collegehumor:

To pacifiers! 

and titty milk.
fairyhaired:


manofthursday:

Morning coffee on the porch

Beautiful!
Anonymous : Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha

chrislikesthis:

thahalfrican:

atasteforlife24:

livelaughloveatrandom:

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

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OOO KILL EM

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smoketilourpocketsareempty:

this is just the most perfectly looped gif of all time.

parisjemm:

a relationship is like a house

if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

unless that house is a lying whore

then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

(via flaccidbowties)

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grandpa straight thuggin’ at my lil cousin’s baptism
illestbabe:

daisyville:

slowlydisappear:

davidtennantspants:

teslas-stache:

uncannedunicornmeat:

liesbasedonlust:

I want this at my wedding.

This sounds threatening.
Two families enter.
One family leaves.

The Wedding Games

May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.


OH MY GOD


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blowingbytheoz:

😂😂😂
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