fairyhaired:


manofthursday:

Morning coffee on the porch

Beautiful!
Anonymous : Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha

chrislikesthis:

thahalfrican:

atasteforlife24:

livelaughloveatrandom:

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

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OOO KILL EM

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smoketilourpocketsareempty:

this is just the most perfectly looped gif of all time.

parisjemm:

a relationship is like a house

if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

unless that house is a lying whore

then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

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grandpa straight thuggin’ at my lil cousin’s baptism
illestbabe:

daisyville:

slowlydisappear:

davidtennantspants:

teslas-stache:

uncannedunicornmeat:

liesbasedonlust:

I want this at my wedding.

This sounds threatening.
Two families enter.
One family leaves.

The Wedding Games

May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.


OH MY GOD


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blowingbytheoz:

😂😂😂
Okay, so i just have to fucking point this out…

samanthakaynielsen:

This little girl

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Is going to grow up

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And find out

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About all of these

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And spend her life

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Wondering

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What the fuck happened

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Because you little shits

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Cannot contain yoursleves

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When someone asks what you & your best friend are talking about.

ohfunniest:

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