negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

(via kendraperr)

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regalasfuck:

*momma gets home*"WHO BROKE MY FUCKIN IRONING BOARD?"
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idcbutts:

i CANT FUCKING BREATHE
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